"If you ask me to state my one biggest reason for voting Republican, here is the answer: 'Madeleine Albright, Warren Christopher, Ed Muskie, Cyrus Vance.' Those are the names of the last four secretaries of state in Democratic administrations. Every one of them was willing ~ nay, eager ~ to permit himself to be hung upside down and shaken till the keys to the store came tumbling out of his pockets by operators much less ruthless than Kim Jong Il. Secretary Albright, in fact, once distinguished herself by standing at Kim's side laughing and clapping along while a Nork dance troupe performed a number titled something like: 'Drown the American Imperialist Pigs in a Sea of Fire!' Heaven preserve us from Democratic foreign policy."
Read the whole diary, there's more fun.
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